Take your time, they're doing body shots off the dog.
Does anyone know who that girl who fell backwards and broke the shoe rack with her head was?
I vaguely remember having a cowboy explain his belt buckle to me in the bathroom hallway
Is it some european holiday today? We both woke up to find loaves of bread in our rooms...
I'm pretty sure they kept making references about gangbanging me but I was too stoned to catch on, I just sat there and stared at his kitten.
She described me as " a caterpillar of adorable quietness that exploded into a slutty butterfly" She definitely nailed it there
At least your night didn't end with three cops seeing your ass and you sitting on the ground in a wig throwing your shoes at people
From the same High Brittany who brought you such thoughts as, "Fuck, am I wearing shoes?" Comes High Brittany on a date! Stay tuned. This will be interesting.
You were outside cuddling a rock singing Bohemian Rhapsody.
I would have been very attracted to her had she not been reading me my Miranda Rights
I'm in my bed. Snow angles in fresh sheets. don't even try to get me out tonight.
Anddon't worry about me I have my Darth Vader flashlight
Literally just napped at strip club. Don't know how long
We fucked like animals on that lion king beanbag chair that your mom got you for your 10th bday
Okay, but that still doesn't explain all the glitter in my puke.
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