Having a random hookup so left but love u
I'm drinking ghetto ass mojitos!
Wow. How can mojitos be ghetto?
Squirt + bacardi limon + limes = ghetto mojitos
her lazy eye was starring daggers at me.
I just remembered before I gave him head I couldn't find a hair tie and he offered to hold my hair up. Maybe we were wrong.. Maybe he does have a heart.
Just saw an old man buy two cases of keystone light, a case of milwaukee's best and a case of icehouse. Degenerate alcoholic of senior citizen of the year?
I'm so glad i pay social security
debating whether or not to save the package from my first plan b pill. it would be a nice addition to any baby book.
THERE ARE ENTIRELY TOO MANY HOT UNDERAGE GIRLS HERE FOR THIS TO REMAIN LEGAL.
He rubs his penis on back when he think I'm sleeping
I'd be a gr8 surrogate. I'm gonna love your fetus
It probably isn't a good idea to go home with last night's hookup's brother. And sister.
Probably is probably an understatement.
Apparently I told a girl last night, that's she's super beautiful and I don't want to fuck she just deserves being eaten out
Neither of us have work tomorrow and we live w/n walking distance. This is your official Sandy booty call. Come rock me like a hurricane.
Hey! Where are you? It's Irrisponsible Patio time and you're not here firing shots down summer student's throats
I feel I must have sex with him first to fully decide where my vagina belongs.
BRING KITTENS I AM A GENIUS
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