The tent neighbors already set us on fire w an errant roach. How do you think Bonnaroo's going?!
Chipotle...archenemy of the gay man. Cockblocking me since 1997
Also pencil in smooth jazz and illegal activities. The usual.
On the bright side, I hit her with the door on the way in
There's a creepy homeless guy with no hand trying to get up on our tacobell order
I know this is random but to this day I regret not having sex with you on that atv on the top of that mountain underneath the American flag.
Well for better or worse the home brew is almost done, want to get drunk/loose your sight tonight?
god. I was just thinkin about the fact that there was a time in our life when we didn't drink.
so serious though like its almost like I'm playing a game that's my life and Im always losing
ALMOST WRECKED MY SCOOTER. DAVE FRANCO HAS A TWIN AMD HE GOES HERE
He skipped an important family function with his dying father to fuck me. Terrible human, amazing fuck buddy.
I just spent the better half of my Friday night alone, naked eating McDonalds. Not my worst start of a new year
nobody put me to bed and I ended up peeing on a tree and got written up
I just opened my travel toothbrush holder and it smelled like vodka...maybe a vodka cranberry. This says a lot about my vacations.
New life goal: Sex in a parking lot surrounded by a circle of fire.
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