what if I'm pregnant?
smusmorshion
I would dunk an oreo in her breast milk
The girl I was getting head from just called my dick an anteater...I hate my parents for not cutting my cock tip off.
shut up. I wear heels bigger than your dick
Uhg.. This isn't fair. I just want to have sex with you until i lose consciousness, wake up and start over... is that so much to ask?
I thought 4 percs were too many but I'm dumping Gogurt on apple pie and taking giant bong rips. This feels right.
Time is so short and I miss you. (I just watched that commercial where the people all laugh and get older and die.)
Whatever she smells like compost and feathers.
I believe they call that patchouli.
I will be there. invited or not. I go where the pancakes go.
I'm eating hummus off of my stomach right now.
At a point I was just cumming dust last night
First night in my new apartment and I threw up in front of my neighbors door. Starting off this relationship strong.
I met her parents last night. Her dad smelled like weed and kept yelling "I HAVE ALLERGIES AHHH MY EYES ARE BURNING!" During dinner It had to be good weed he didn't even know he was yelling.
I just wanna know if were done hooking up so I know of that condom he left in my top drawer is fair game
Pooping in a box is not fun. You're not a cat.
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