I just heard a girl say "We can't go that way, it is a one way street." She was on foot...Nothing worse than girl from the midwest that move to NY to "live out their dream" -the dream of living in a rat and roach infested 200sqft for $2k a month, and get fucked by some recent Ithaca college frat grad...
I am not hooking up with him just to see what his penis looks like.
Being a girl sucks.
Being a boyfriend sucks for about a week, too
i had a headache and asked the kid next to me for aspirin. he gave me esctacy instead. gotta love college.
you dipped you banana in queso last night.
I just want to make mistakes. Like stds that go away with antibiotics mistakes.
I wanna throw up and cum in that order
do you know where my other puke covered boot is
I am tired of banking on my penis size to overcome my lack of game.
I just woke up to myself peeing the bed. Happy hump day! I'll never get married.
that's the second time I've made out with him and woken up with my pants stuffed with PBRs I am convinced he's magic
This time last year I was crying in a church parking lot without shoes or a bra, so the years can only go up from here
Did you make it home alright?
No I'm sitting under a tree by a cricket. He's alone crying out for someone to Fuck him. This guy gets me.
Sent. All. My. Texts. Like. This. Last. Night. Thank. You. Weed. Also. Had. A. Dream. About. A. Serial. Killer. That. Killed. Everyone. Except. Me. And.
We were talking about kinky shit, and I suggested a hand job in church.
How'd that go over?
Praise the lord and pass the lotion.
Randomize
