This girl wants me to lick her pits
pits??
Yeah pits, I think I still go for it though
we went to sleep in different beds and woke up spooning. alcohol truly is the anti-cockblocker.
According to last night if you on the sidewalk at 12 a|m\nYour a WHORE !
He just compared himself to a majestic butterfly in regards to the lack of girlfriends. i don't even know what to say.
Ask her if said friend is decent looking or a wildabeast. Need to know if I need to top these 8 coronas off with a little tequila.
would it be mean if I put better with the lights off on my sex playlist just for my hook up with him?
the fat guy in me is very excited, and the skinny guy in me is very excited for the fat guy in me
The second time he came it projectile shot in my ear
We were in a spooning position and it shot all the way up. He was like sorry. Physics.
Dude. You gotta go home. I think I left the snake hanging on the chandelier.
She is the Michael Jordan of blowjobs. Unfortunately, her baby sister is the Michael Jordan of baseball of blowjobs. It does not run in the family.
Did you clean his pubes up off the table yet?
I m a li title tea p or short and sto u. T.... Here is my haaandley
C ANGT CATCH NE IM THE GIBNGER BREAS MAB
Like he was trying to be sexy but he had shit taste in porn so i left
I'm going to ride your dick until it falls off. That horny.
I'm equal parts terrified and turned on. Come over.
The couple in the apartment next to mine are both opera singers. I’m never sure if I’m hearing them banging or doing vocal warm-ups.
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