You know your creepy when you look at recently tagged facebook photos of girls you want to hook up with and they include prom pictures
Where you are. You must stay where you are are
Where you are. You must stay where you are arewhere are youu
Where you are. You must stay where you 5eare wher are you!!
found a dugout with weed in it in dad's car. decided to top up the weed compartment with salvia. for fun.
Sorry I never got back to you. I got high. I know it sounds like a commercial or something... but its true
were trying to schedule when i can give him head in between classes.
She was giving me a handjob while I was wearing a sombrero with a beer in one hand and a hammer in the other.
I honestly didn't see the problem playing beer pong In the car on the road trip home.
He makes me wish my vagina was bigger... This must be what love feels like.
I feel like everytime I call him he's either fucking or getting into trouble. It's really disturbing that he presses the answer button and then proceeds to fuck her harder.
She had her insurance card taped to her arm because it was the only thing she "couldn't take off and lose"
Ugh..Yesterday was a complete alcohol fueled shit show. Not making eye contact with anyone today. Don't deserve it. Eye contact is for decent people.
Lift me 50ft in the air like a tow truck but with your penis
How high are you exactly
Well you were listening to music and having sex really loudly. How was I supposed to know you'd hear me making rocket sounds?
He's got the good dick trifecta - flip phone, works outside, bed with no headboard.
Well he waved at me as he was leaving so he def noticed the staring, and by staring i mean blatant eye fucking from across the bar..
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