OMg patrick swayze is the sexuest man he is killing me I'm gonna get dehydrated if I don't stop looking at him
I've come to the conclusion that if I was an old man, I would perve around in short gym shorts for kicks.
Man, ugly runs in her family
yeah, big time
Just woke up and stopped at the WaWa in Virginia. Had major morning wood and didn't try to hide it when walking around. So many awkward stares.
so my 6 year old came home from school and asked me if he was a bastard cause the kids at school called him one, i told him to call them a clit. those parents will hate me
My date just wheeled me home in a shopping cart but it was normal
Milk that cash cow for all the shots she's worth
How did work go after you told them you were in jail?
Great they tried to bail me out.
This girl invited us back on the promise of weed and strudel...she delivered neither.
The best part of Easter was watching all his colorblind cousins try to find the eggs.
So apparently my mom hired someone who goes by "DJ Dog Dick" for the family christmas party?
He yelled "I'm Bruce Springsteen!" when he came. This is why I don't sleep with guys from Jersey.
his mom called during sex and he made me talk to her I think we're getting serious
just blew him in the library. I am a classy dame
not only did u rap a voicemail to me last night.... but it lasted so long that it cut you off so you called back to finish..... never do this again
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