i was born a porn star she said
Whoa Z and x make the same sound
he kept bringing up different times we had sex and i wouldnt say anything back. i would never confirm nor deny the situation...like a politician ya kno
the lady in the checkout infront of me had a case of beer, two 40 oz, and activia...really??i dont' think irregularity is her problem
I need a creepy friend to scare off the other creepy people
I would be honored to be that friend.
im not gonna bother asking u how it was... we could hear u through the walls
On the bright side, nobody died. Please bring me back my left shoe. I have work in an hour.
At this point I just want to meet a man with a job.
All together there was 318 cigarette butts in the pool... And my microwave.
I'm just gonna start letting dudes eat it. American idol for my vagina
Got promoted and on my way out the door was informed that my beard makes my face perfect for riding. Today is gonna be a good day.
I just jerked him off with one hand while holding my wine glass with the other and watching Congo. I feel like this was a preview to my married life...
it was the kind of sex that I don't even know how my hair extentions are still in
Wow i just puked in front of the lady that was drug testing me. I passed though!
Psssh like you wouldn't lick BBQ sauce off my nipples.
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