i need a penis for penetration, you wont do.
oh yeah... my b.
You surviving the open bar?
Super asto ex polenta omaha botad
Wearing these hooker shoes was a mistake
I'm at a work party and I don't know how to drink socially. You know, like slow?
we did it on the carpet and she just yells out "OH. MY PSORIASIS".
every time I worry about a career mistake, I remember Michelle Pfeiffer did Grease 2.
Thanksgiving. A stoners favorite holiday
He had a curved dick....must be a european thing
Beer coozy in the gym. Don't judge me.
He's a forty-something balding gay man with no boundaries or sense of social norms. Of course we should befriend him.
Thats like me asking what you think of antisocial polish guys with mysterious rashes
I'm drunk at 3:28
I'm jealous as shit at 3:34
Dinner at my parents is vodka, lemonade, cheese ad crackers. Why would I leave?
I dare you to find another dealer that delivers bud to your home along with deep fried vegan burritos
he said he was going to fuck me like a rabbit in heat. What he should have said was faster then a train and over before a commercial
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