Kroger has a sale on economy packs of some ridic brand of condom with a smiley devil heart on it $4.99 for 24
Sounds like a baby waitign to happen
This may sound mean but have u ever just sat in class and look at some of the the people and think how disappointed their parents must be
Girls only wine night turned into a sloppy drunk lesbian orgy again
we're making bets on your personal life
I started dry heaving in the middle of sex and she says "You moan funny."
what part of 'taking a night off' includes MDMA in your world?
I think my multiple attempts of taking his life, no matter how unintentional they were, has put a damper on our friendship
It's a gateway drink.... Starts with wine... Then I wake up in my car with mascara on my arms covered in french fries...
I would compare it to a jeffrey but in smoothie form. More drugs in here than Bobby Brown's sock drawer.
The extent of "getting it in" was this creepy guy sticking his finger in my bellybutton
so serious though like its almost like I'm playing a game that's my life and Im always losing
There's that certain point at night when you start saying things like s'mores should be used in foreign relations. I reached it.
hold on i need to sex proof my eyelashes. thank godd for waterproof mascara
Perfect. I'll put on my party clothes and write emergency numbers on my arm
you said you heard a baby, so i told you to go feed it. you came back 2 hours later with a pizza and when i asked you where the baby went you pointed to the pizza and puked.
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