Quick, to the slutcave!
my penis says it needs to be in something. my phonebook says its you
I mean i might have to drop this class tomorrow. I just walked into a midterm
If I start taking birth control 8 days after we had sex do you think it'll stop the baby from being made?
And nobody saved him?? That chick had like three teeth TOPS
If you ever get the opportunity, make fun of how small his dick is for me
I have to date her. We need a place to stay when we go tailgating.
Woah there. I lasted a semester and a fourth of college not having sex. trust me when i say keeping my virginity was an obstacle course of olympic proportions.
The virgin olympics. I would win the gold. For America.
Our foot and a bit height difference is kinda fun, except she's so tiny that after we ate burritos it looked like she was pregnant. I had a confusing bonner.
Given he decided my interview was a date, showed up drunk and insisted on carrying me everywhere, we weren't off to a good start.
Passing out on a toilet is not classy no matter what you're wearing. Not even a pea coat.
What is soo wrong about a house of half-naked people hugging each other and laughing?
The pinata full of drugs?
I'm not sure how long my penis is exactly, but I will tell you it resembles a bendy straw
Is it a bad thing for a seven year old to call one an alcoholic? Asking for a friend..
69'd by candlelight when the power went out.
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