At least make sure they are 18
Why
I told my girl, that I use to jerk off to Star Trek. All she says is, "Oh my gawd, you're such a trekie!". If I was her, I'd be weirded out more than me being a Trek Fan.
Drawing dicks in the frost on people's windshields is a rare joy I allow myself while walking to my 8 AM class.
so how do you plan on seducing my econ TA?
by telling him that he has a large supply and that i demand it...in my mouth. it shows him that i'm slutty and that i pay attention in econ
I just bought the ATT family protection plan so that I could block all of my old bar hookups from booty calling me...
Judging by the fact that he asked me if i wanted to serenade him using cocaine and Taylor Swift I'd say I so have it in the bag.
Yeah thats cool. We can play the alphabet game while doing bumps of coke in the back of his volswagon
Two women at the Safeway just got out of their separate cars and kissed. One was driving an outback, the other a CRV. It was like a Honda and Subaru had a lesbian joint venture and filmed the commercial in front of me.
Trying not to look at her chest is like trying to not hear a fire engine racing by.
she's an english major so her sexts are something i look forward to
what the hell makes you think you get to decide what your going to wear at our weding!?
i dunno, a lot of my childhood feels like a drugged up fever dream
We just broke up and deleting his dick pics is the hardest thing I've ever had to do.
You left your Xanax bottle in my car. Why is the label all smudged?
I spilled wine on it.
Double high-fived his wife and her sister on the way out. If I'm not the best mistress ever tell me how.
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