don't worry. When rigor sets in, we'll make sure to get you laid one last time.
there was 4 little kids screaming in high pitched voices at the top of their lungs at the sox game and their mom just leaned over to me and said 'if thats not birth control i dont know what is'
I made myself breakfast and everything and then whoever's house it actually was came downstairs very upset.
Too much gin, very little bucket
i was concerned by what you said you would do for a snickers. It wasn't even a Klondike bar.
I'm not sure what happened last night, but my turtle seems afraid of me.
Pregnant only lasts nine months, being hot takes way longer to go away. So yes, I will continue to hit on the hot pregnant girl.
Just saw ur booking photo. Love that u were already wearing orange. Its like u knew
Whatevss it will be funn .. Hopefully no one projectile vomits on the wall again.. Its kinda become a tradition though
what customs doesn't know wont hurt them
It's official, no more fat chicks or even close to that, my balls are 2 dimentional
I woke up with my panties in the cat food dish, and everything covered in honey and bruises.
yesterday pre dick pic he said "no disrespect to your situation but i cant wait to get ahold of you again in the future" is this how people network??
my whole checking account just had a funeral down bourban street, paid for that, and then bought everyone 5 shots of fireball...
She drank my rum. I had sex in her bed and didn't wash the sheets. We're even.
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