this dieting is killing me...just started drooling watching a dog food commercial
Apparently they want to see what I've been working on for the last three months. Can I just hand them a bunch of empty fifths?
Everytime I cough, my tampon falls out a little bit. Does this mean I'm loose?
So I'm about to go to his house and have "I'm really sorry for cheating on you last night" sex
why didn't you say something constructive like "stop chugging that vodka"?
Just because it's been in my vagina doesn't mean it's important to me
Ive yelled into your vagina. There are few lines we haven't crossed at this point.
Honestly, I've had enough of his asshole to last me the new year.
Please tell me you're talking about his personality.
His grandma held his dogs so they wouldn't follow me out the door. It was like a whole new level added to my walk of shame.
just like fucking own it. stare that cop in the eye and just keep masturbating "yeah motherfucker Im high as shit and this feels great"
my experiences serve only to benefit you young virgin
Shia just rubbed his beard the way I do all the time and maybe he's my soul sister. This live stream is life changing.
I was taking this cougar home in the middle of the night I walked across the hall all naked to take a piss and ran into to some chick from highschool she said no way you are fucking my mom ran into her moms room and started yelling at her
First aid class means get dry humped by moderately attractive college students during heimlich maneuver training.
Why the fuck is Ian Naked eating string cheese in my guest bedroom?
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