she was a 2....and a legitimate 2. like, helen keller is a 1, this girl...2.
I don't care how many kiddie pools are in our house. One is too many.
knew it was a bad idea. the look she gave me when i left her roommates bedroom in the morning really illustrated that.
Why do you have to go to the hospital?
I gotta apologize to a male nurse who's tryin to press assault charges on me
Oh eartly, In cocy youtu youchv make the wallflowers d tskunks!y, couch protection now,.sryou should feel special !
Smoked a topless bowl this morning. For International Women's Day. Quite liberating.
I just remember going to take a piss and looking down on the floor and thinking "that looks comfortable" and then I was out.
I miss yesterday.Today's hangover makes yesterday's look like a little girl with blonde ringlets playing hopscotch in the street with a ginger kitten.
ARE YOU THINKING VAGINA THEMED RESTAURANT
It's a 'fuck poison control' kind of night.
Agreed then we'll really be on our A game tomorrow. And by A I mean alcohol.
He kept squeezing my butt and telling me how smart I was
walk of shamed to graduation. ending college with a bang....
The worst part is there are all kinds of happy creatures out here like fucking snow white and i'm sitting in semi-dead grass, hungover with a burnt butt
It's been a week I should not still be finding glitter in my pants.
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