He screamed "Oh boy! Oh boy!" during climax.
I just peed in the Schreyer honors college shrubbery. Thanks honors students, you're finally good for something
dude, i have to cancel tonight, my neighbor just bought a goat
She is the perfect woman. She cooks, gives good head and doesn't care that I have a small penis.
We had break up sex twice. He said one was cause he had to say goodbye to both tits.
So our 'date' consisted of getting drunk off champagne at four and photo-bombing the shit out of tourist's pictures all over the city. Thoughts?
I think ur a lot drunker then u think u are. That girl has the body of a cartoon character and not in a good way.
Hes trying to fuck me on a bear rug. Not saying no.
Like if a baby's bottom had nipples, that's how my boobs feel
And if it ever comes down to tax or healthcare benefits we can get married
That's the sweetest thing I've ever heard
I guess I can give it a shot. I usually just get belligerently drunk and go where my penis and feet lead me. No fights or getting too lost, so they seem to be doing a good job
She said she is going to be sex-slave version of Princess Leia for halloween. You think there is any way I could pull off an attractive Jabba suit?
and i thought it was paint or jizz but it was cheese
please tell me you didnt taste test that
I hope no one at work can tell or smell that I have tequila in my hair and I haven't showered for days
Turns out naked twister is less fun than it sounds. I can never look Lee in the eye again. But Aimee's boobs are glorious.
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