Ps what kind of horrible ppl are we that we both checked blackberries during sex and neither minded?
she was definitely a virgin. no ones that bad unless theyre a virgin
your sister was..
FIrst one done
How did it go?
I dunno I taled about women being treated wrong and quoted Ice T. So probably a "c"
I don't care. He smelled like a fucking chilli cookoff
You were doing downward dog and puking off my deck at the same time.
You are right. The scrape marks on her ass are from her breaking the doggy door by crawling through it.
Your texting shows a blood alcohol level of .12
we passed out in our seats at the game for about 3innings. I guess they showed it on the big screen. nap n rally!
I asked to see his balls for medical purposes.
Is it bad that I tried to build an outfit based around "What do people who use condoms look like when they buy condoms?"
I threw up in my brother's Easter basket
Afternoon delight is playing while I take a shit at mcdonalds
it's okay that you two hooked up in the family bathroom at the mall.. i just pray to god you were not making a family in the family bathroom..
This year my vagina is giving thanks that several of my cubs are coming home for the holiday
Nobody on Tinder wants to give you a Blumpkin.
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