I don't remember. Are we still dating?
Best walk of shame ever. Not only did I not remember his name or the fact that we fucked, they all watched as I tried to get into 3 cars that werent mine
Oh and I threw up on myself...
I made an oral joke and he laughed... That's when I realized I wasn't Daddy's Little Girl anymore.
My 16 year old coworker just told me I should take my job more seriously after she watched me puke in the backroom trash can. Fuck teenagers with morals.
Just took 4 secret shots in his bathroom to not remember him naked.
I would not be 19 again if you paid me. Guess who found naked pictures of themselves? Fuck cocaine
Yep. How's your hangover?
It's like I fucked its sister and it's getting back at me.
All you have to do is speak. Your voice reverberates strait to my vagina.
I let that bitch know in no uncertain terms I was taking the coke dealer in the breakup
OH MY GOD THE LITTLE GIRL IS SITTING WITH US WHILE WE SMOKE. I'M NOT DOING THIS
Ive never seen a drunk man get suplexed before last week, now its the standard requirement every time we go out.
You look wasted in ALL of the pictures I just saw you in.
That can't be good for your liver!
Thanks for caring mom.
you thought the best thing to say to him was "you aint no fuckin cop"
I woke up next to a Big Mac box.. And had no sheets or clothes on. The night was a success I think.
If you are refering to the duckling living in your bath...I can explain, but before I do, can you throw a peice of bread in there?
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