Sarah Palin just quit. Happy Independence day!
God Bless America!
Beverly Hills, 90210. Cleveland Browns, 0.
We left at the same time. You got home three hours after I did and said you got your head stuck in a fence. I can't believe you don't remember this.
THERE IS THE SEXIEST BEARDED MAN HERE. I CAME EVERYWHERE.
Just lifeguarded a kid's party hungover so I could afford to go out drinking tonight. Circle of life shit goin on here.
He's. Duct. Taping. His. Phone. To. The. Wall.
I have a broken liver
I see that the whole "let's take a break from drinking" has worked out really well for us.
If the egyptians can build pryamids men can walk on the moon and ron jeremy can sleep with all those bitches then we can finish these three handles of vodka
Just gave my pregnant cat a safe sex talk. That high.
We were talking when all of a sudden she reach and started squeezing my dick and goes "nice." and then just kept the conversation going like nothing happened.
That's why you bone lesbian cage fighters and 45 year olds. To make life less boring.
Just got tinder matched with my COMM TA. Game on.
I definitely think you should enjoy one last spring break being a sorostitute before you get serious and settle down with price charming. I mean hes not going to be there any way. he can wait a week.
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The cop told you he couldn't let you pee. You just pulled your pants down and squared anyway and im surprised you didnt get arrested.No more drinking for you.
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