You'll be happy to know that I did indeed fracture my rib in a sex related injury
i go for whatevers easier....i'm bisexual strictly due to the convenience factor
In a car. Threw up in my mouth. Haven't said a word in 10 minutes.
I can't believe I had to convince you to not drink butter.
Can you explain to me later why there's a pirate hat in my bathtub
did you find a tooth?
did you lose one?
He will. He has no choice. What's he gonna do? Find a better fuck buddy? We both know that's not possible. I'm the ideal friend with benefit. Minus snoring and uneven tits.
I just want to fuck you then discuss implications of our existence afterwards. Then Doritos and hot tub.
you are dancing on the line between undergrad and alcoholic.
the chips you spilled whiskey on is not the same thing as Irish breakfast potatoes
I cut myself stripping on your car. Probably a profession I shouldn't pursue
you can't just say no to brian. he was bugging me to get me to drunk for 14 hours straight yesterday. HE DOESN'T GIVE UP
Stop trying to mix nacho cheese and sex. Guys don’t want hot cheese near their junk. Pick a better fetish
Its one of those days... someone might die
Would a picture of my dick help?
I want to get drunk and watch somebody else's tragedy.
Randomize
