Just saw a british exchange student take a flyer for free dental care. Yes.
I should just wear a shirt that says "Im Sorry" on the front because the second we land in Vegas, I'm going to be a fuckin trainwreck.
All I can tell you is you will need a rain slicker for tonight's festivities. Any clothes underneath would be highly frowned upon as well.
I think I might stay on campus instead of going home for thanksgiving and see how many townies I can hook up with and no one will be around to judge
he rubbed his balls on my face to wake me up.. this friends with benefits thing is getting out of hand.
I love how our sober spotter means you only have to stay sober enough to type your pin in an ATM
Although last time you were unsure about someone they flipped a golf cart on me.
Valuable lesson learned: if you reach the point where you have to talk yourself in to finishing the last half of your beer, you shouldn't try.
So when this rash is gone wanna hang out?
I can give you five reasons its your baby
and I can give you 10 reasons it's not, but I'm busy so I'll just go with you have the wrong number. And also I'm a straight girl.
I feel like we have a good system here turning our sketchy decisions into great stories.
Found her grinding on my boss with her tongue down her throat last night. Guess who just got promoted!
i didnt realize that your first thought would be SEXUALIZING BREAD
Mid thrust, say hold on I need a pic for my friend.
Legit just heard the bartender tell some Dude "Penis is not an accepted currency in this establishment" and Dude responded "You take Vagina then?"
Randomize
