the guy that filmed erin andrews naked got 27 months in jail. Every man that's seen it should send him cigs and a nail file baked in a cake. We owe it to him.
And then she banged "the first Italian rapper"
How can he have such a manly penis and baby hands?!
So not only did you shoot down my invitation and prob walked past my house but now ur excluding me from a wet t shirt contest which btw i totally would have won
I think I left my chapstick at your house when I tried using your penis as a catapult and flung it on the floor. Be a dear, and try to see if you can find it.
she was braiding my hair and singing forever young while she vommed everywhere at the same time. Talent.
And THIS is why we get drunk. No good story, documentation, or event happens by eating a salad. Alcohol consumption leads to good things
I can't stop drooling did you spike my drink?
We played Rock Paper Scissors to see who would have to go down on the other person.
Hey don't blame me, picking what flavor of condom to put on my dick is a very difficult selection process
Back at condo with chick. What is the condom situation urgent response needed
You know shit got weird when you watched another guy shove drugs up your wife's ass and it wasn't awkward for any of us....
Why is it I can't go buy redbull and tylenol pm from a store without getting questions about my health choices?
Is it weird to invite your FWB to thanksgiving dinner??
You don't understand. This boy has the Mona Lisa of cocks.
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