I feel like I'm in dance class right now
I just wanted to draw pictures of limp wieners on peoples doors and smash pictures of palm trees. That's it.
Nice meating you last night
Not a typo
Now that I've come to graduate college. I realized the only discernible skill I learned was how to roll a joint properly. go me.
Well thats $24,000 well spent.
If I had a nickel for every time my parents threatened to stop paying tuition I would be a very rich man. Rich enough to pay my own tuition.
I just reenacted what a cuntadactyl would act like by putting straws in my mouth as teeth and roaring, Plz come get me.
I wish I could sell my textbooks directly to my drug dealer and cut out the middle man
his dick makes me think maybe a monogamous relationship forever is possible.
he actually managed to pick a girl up by telling her that her skirt was ugly and she didnt do a good job with her makeup. thats some seriously low selfesteem
Close your eyes and stop texting and think about puppies. You'll be fine.
I don't even want to go. i just want to be a hermit and live in a cave with an elephant that pisses vodka
I mean Grimace is basically just a big piece of purple shit and he is loved way more than the hamburglar just to put it into perspective
OPIZZABONMYDICK
Shaving your bikini line at 11 at night in the Walmart bathroom feels trashy no matter why you're doing it.
I need a fucking roommate.
You need a fucking babysitter.
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