kristin has been a bad kristin
a queef is a wish your heart makes.
I just had a flashback to last nights party, I'm pretty sure I told most of the people there that I post a masturbation schedule for an iCal download.
Checked out the free sonogram van on campus and got a free DVD of my sweet food baby.
This flask doesn't match my outfit. I hope the gays don't mind.
your friend did not want a bj. we need to leave. this is very awkward.
Only I would come home from a random banging with beer and watermelon
i really regret not blowing your cousin before he went to jail
I think I died last night.
Yeah, you got carried home
Every now and then I'll meet one who is talented in the art of shower gymnast.
Like what did he say to his host family? The girl I causally sleep with on the weekends is coming over?! And they thought "well lets feed her dinner"
Well, he hasn't actually seen me naked. Just my boobs... and the left side of my vagina.
We were making out and truffle butter was playing in the background. I stopped mid make out session and said, "I'm really sorry but I have to rap Nicki's part."
I think I just got buffalo sauce on my penis. Is that a turn on or off?
Apparently I called down to the hotel front desk and begged them to bring us pizza. They brought us tea.
Randomize
