exactly what part of this weekend seemed like a good idea?
We just licked a sour creme and onion chip for salt for a tequila shot. Our vacation has officially begun.
Just found a picture of a hobo making out with her tits...a HOBO
My mom made me write an apology letter to all my family for hijacking the eggnog.
Why doesn't he get that I would rather give him blow jobs than be in a relationship?
In between when I last wrote and now have screwed a Swiss guy on a hostel bathroom floor. Okay, real life?
Okay. So my choices are the sleeping Guy who looks about twelve and a man that looks like he was the original sandman. Im gonna need a beer for this......
Posh spice and Baby spice both in one night. Fantasy complete. God bless halloween.
Am I really that high, or did I just spray febreeze outside ?
I DESERVE A BEADED TATTOOED MAN I'VE WANTED ONE FOR SO LONG
BEARDED TATTOOED MEN ARE PEOPLE AND NOT THINGS TO BE GIVEN FREELY
I just text my one night stand Happy Easter on her way home...now would be a good time for the lord to smite me.
premonition: im going to wake up covered in mashed potatoes
I need a fucking roommate.
You need a fucking babysitter.
Bring beers. The password is "I brought beers" but you can't come in if you're a liar
Just saw a car towing a guy on skis drive by so that’s how Syracuse is doing today.
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