whoever gets the blood i just donated is getting a shit ton of free thc
so he shaved. down there. and before he took his pants off i thought it was hot but then all i could think about were the naked mole rats from 7 grade science class.
Literally like 10 people walking in my building talking about how much they hate draco
Walking home still drunk in snow. Snowflakes are my only hydration..Need moreee
your dad made us margaritas and breakfast on the morning. I think it's safe to say he relives his glory days through us
I want nothing more to get stoned and go to your little sisters petting zoo party but I need to have priorities
I'm in charge of his party but you're a paramedic, we're both needed.
Then she cat effected the picture of my dick I sent her the other night. I'm in love.
Currently sitting in the movie theatre bathroom while she gives him a blowjob in the parking lot. Don't ever tell me I'm a bad friend.
this celing is unfamiliar to me... im just vaguely wondering where i am. but not quite concerned enough to do anything about it.
Aaaand the winner of the worst decision of Sunday night goes to me as I pull up to his house in my lingerie.
He called his dick "The Beast" and said he lived "The Beast Life". He was pretty but it was better if he didn't talk.
Duck, Duck, Goose is now the autocorrect, safe for work version of fuck, fuck, loose.
He's gonna fuck me, then his girlfriend is going to come over and fuck me in front of him. And they're smoking me out. Happy birthday to ME
Heyyyy, naked guy in your kitchen, can i ask you a quick question about a legal situation in pb??
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