Have you not heard of Jennifer's supreme lust for William Shatner? She wants to eat Taco Bell off of his love handles
I just puked in the mop bucket at work. I think I need to go home.
Just saw the hottest 4 garbage men ever. They should make a calendar
Made a visit to my old puking stall. I missed it.
he's like a stage 5 clinger and he won't even fuck me. he has to be gay. my personality isn't really THAT great.
I had to do a class evaluation today & the girl beside me didn't fill in any bubbles she just wrote in huge letters RETIRE across the whole sheet
Just don't have "pin the tail on the straight edge" as a party game... Please and thanks...
You just want to fuck a girl in a dinosaur costume, don't you?
She sucks dick like Beethoven on piano, but talking to her is like Simple Jack in Tropic Thunder. Still working out the pros vs cons list.
At the start of the night I was all 'come at me universe' and three hours later I was ordering an extra large pizza in bed in the dress I had gone out in. Well played universe.
I threw up a lot of peanut butter last night.
I feel like I shouldn't be left around 30 year olds when I'm drunk
There's nothing like a guy talking about your vagina as if it's delicious food to make your day better.
How much have you had to drink?
Qhaghao Oslo?
That seems like quite a lot.
She said if you lived here it would be like the x rated version of 3's company
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