we should start having sex in the shower. less clean up.
I don't know how I got that girl last night. I feel like seal right now sans the scars
so I smoked with the leasing agent of the apartment complex. Of corse I am going to take this one
Holy shit bill nye is being consulted as an expert on cnn and hes credited as the science guy. What the fuck is the world coming to?
Just got back from my 9:00 am class to find my roommate soaking her lifesaver gummies in vodka so she can have them for a snack in class later.
the only human I can compare her to is rosie o'donnell.
Come find me please? Im in a ditch.
That doesn't help me much...
I'm right under the moon!
Without me, you would never be able to say you partied with a midget!
she just pulled a hulk hogan to make her point. no idea how it helped
Call me when you get back form court. Hopefully its not later than noon. Just remember..win or lose we still booze.
She thought that based on the way she feels that she got drugged last night, but come on, her turn on word is hello, who needs to drug that??
Getting haircut. The stylist asked about the body paint dried in my hair. I told her there was prob glitter, too. It was a fun night!
I'm trying. I feel like we're trying to have sex with fruitcake. dry and boring.
Gonna be hard to top last New Year's Eve when the guy I blew came at midnight
My dog misses eating marshmallows out of your butt when you're passed out. That bordered on sex abuse, now that I think about it. My bad.
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