I dreamt Michael Jackson dropped his pants in front of me and I had to ignore it.
Whoa Z and x make the same sound
I wonder if they've ever made a porno about the song "she'll be comin' round the mountain when she comes"
Street performer on bourbon st just lifted a sewer top so I could puke down it. I love New Orleans.
there are too many children here to make this hangover-friendly
Ia nefed hefelkp i am a taxi
i now officially have to be stoned in order to look like my passport when i go to a different country
We looked at pictures of a Texas banjo contest from 2006 for a half hour and then were surprised by who won. That stoned.
I feel like our low point of the night was when we had to start chasing with ice cubes and wheat thins.
driving home I had the GPS in one hand and puking in the coffee cup
So no more sangria road trips?
I snorted a few ambien and woke up here. A lady banged on our door, waking us up, demanding our towels.
I'm not drunk because I think my blood just is alcohol from last night so being drunk is sober. If that makes sense
Wow dude wow that's sad man so sad. I dno't event wanna massturbate anymore due to teh sadness
Step one: We finally agreed on an au pair that we both wanna fuck.
It's nice doing the walk of shame at 530 am, the birds are chirping, campus is empty, and it's dark so noone can see who the Fuck you are
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