I'm not gonna not go for it, she's foreign and pulled a shotglass out of her thong.
I dont know how to respond to your rave picture. I mean yeah, he's hot, but it just seems wrong to be like "Please tell me you fucked that guy with the pacifier!"
At this point the smell of shame has become my natural musk
Our fuck buddy relationship took a turn for the worst after we were drunk and I punched him in the face when he asked for a three some with my best friend.
Dude it was bad... like you fell asleep around the toilet after drinking from the back tank bad.
Got a 72 hour restraining order. Can we meet monday? Let me know!
No more chicken and waffles served by drag queens at 2 AM. :(
I wish I had a picture of me and ron helping that stripper lick her own vagina
You know you're gay when you have to have your coworkers explain to you why your bracket is terrible
orgy was averted by karaoke, thank god
So I've decided that blue balls for lesbians is rainbow balls and the struggle is real
Good luck. While you're suffocating on a dick, I'll be eating pizza rolls. Being a good girl.
The cat hopped on my bed and watched me masturbate naked with a vibrator. I've never felt more sorry in my entire life
Well, he was practically tripping over his dick to get to me so I'd say my new dress was successful
These random guys found me. They told me not to wander in the woods and i remember saying 'am i fucking Bambi?! I'm not gonna walk into woods!' then i threw up.
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