She told me that she faked her orgasm. Does she think I care??
I hate when people I sell to add me on Facebook. I'm your dealer, not your friend, C'mon people.
I don't want her to kill herself before she gets over me, getting mentioned in a suicide note isn't very fly.
but it's kind of a high honor.
Sometimes I wonder why.. Then I realize I can't fool myself with that question bc we all know it's bc of his enormous dick
it's official, i've been high in 26 different states, and three different countries.
Yeah, well I just made $600 while taking a shut cause two diff clients called while I was in here. Tell me being a lawyer doesn't kick ass.
So I peed on what I thought was a wall while in nashville come to find out while running from the cop it was just a dark tinted window and the while bar witnessed me peeing
He may only be 25% black, but after that sexual experience I am 100% never going back.
We realized tonight that we have to get advice about guys from you because you're our only straight male friend that neither of us has slept with.
MY BRAIN IS OSCILLATING. DOES THAT EVEN MAKE SENSE
Nothing like coming home and finding the nearly full bottle of fireball you forgot you had stashed before your trip
It's the little things
I lost my bra at his grandma's house so there's that.
Come get me...at gazebo by side entrance....im passed out in a bush...this is a Bar A bouncer texting for your buddy
Dont you look at me in that tone of voice
I opened the bathroom door and the starting point gaurd was eating out my art history professor
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