so then she threw up in his asshole
yep..that'll do it.
i told her parents not too worry the way i do it girls dont get pregnant
HAH. HARRY POTTER CASUAL CONVO HAS BEEN EXTENDED TO DISCUSSING WEATHER. SO PRO
Oh, I'm sorry. I'd rather be "doable" than "the fat chick"
I just put up a picture on my dorm room wall of that ginger you hooked up with to remind myself that everyone makes mistakes
not my fault hes the one that tried to cuddle after. said he wanted to spoon away the shame.
this is a reminder to untag myself in the picture of me flashing the photographer in the morning.
She had another shot and asked if I wanted to taste her tongue ring. Then I helped her pee.
If it snows I'm just gonna sit at my house in my costume and drink beer by myself all night.
you were stumbling down richmond carrying a girl in a nurse costume. its not even halloween dude
My mouth tastes like what I imagine a hobo's skin would taste like.
I can still be you friend and be there for you. And sometimes get drunk and fuck you.
He said my vagina is harder to escape than the Temple of Doom.
Funniest thing happened to Chloe! She talked the bf into a mmf threesome, and he loudly and enthusiastically discovered he was gay during it. Whole dorm literally heard it happen.Well funny for me. Chloe not so much.
Why yes, I DID want cramps for Christmas, how did you know God?
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