Just got back from doctors appt. He lied. It wasn't a pimple on his dick.
just saw a man remove a wedgie from his lady's ass. who says chivalry is dead.
we live in such a classy society.
She used the word "fragged" in proper context. tell me that's not bust-nut hot.
I came home to burning cookies and him outside "tanning" naked.
He just wants an even tan
yeah they are definitely having sex in that car. joe just yelled through the window telling them to do the "titanic hand print thing"
Well... this vagina won't eat itself
I just puked in my non fat yogurt... But it's non fat in hopes that someone wants to eat my vagina
I'm spoon feeding myself tequila for breakfast, should we skip class today?
We were so hungover we fell asleep in Goodyear waiting for them to fix her car. At 4 in the afternoon on a Sunday. The workers apparently didnt want to vacuum because they didn't want to wake us.
I'm turning twenty & the only honorable way to exit my teens is by slapping the fuck outta the bag. You better be in.
You decided it was too difficult to walk down the stairs so you just rolled across his kitchen floor laughing like a maniac and trying to drink at the same time
The tequila covers up the fact that the choco liquor tastes like sadness.
I WOLD FCUK YUO INTOO THE MOON
THE MOOOOOOOON
I was totally pumped and so was my beard
Do not take the D yet, he needs to be worth it. Your Vagina is GOLD.
holy shit the yoga instructor bought his baby pig to class today
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