i just set an alarm for noon. fuck yes winter break.
i found you on the dancefloor with your cell phone to your ear saying that you didn't like the music they played at the club so you were going to listen to your own
high in an attic. pig roast in 10.
Dude give me 4 good reasons we shouldn't trade girlfriends tonight
What should I wear?
Uhhhhh...idk? it's a gay bar
I found something that says "i'm here to party, but not fuck guys."
she gave me head while wearing a sombrero and told me it was her "welcome to south of the border" blowjob. i am never leaving mexico.
No, this is a senior booty call. It cannot be ignored.
Happy heartbreak day....you got chocolates, I'm eating them/ throwing them out the window at passing couples
How did you get a free t-shirt at the strip club?
I was attacked by whores
You threw up on yourself again didn't you?
They were strong whores
well a fat roach just fell out of my hair. so there's that
facebook is just a cold reminder of all the times other bitches won my hookups
It's the 3rd day of the year and I've already sucked two dicks. New year same ole me.
You can say goodbye to our security deposit.
Already? What he do?
Opened a bag of topsoil at the party and spread it all over the living room. TOPSOIL!
just answer this one ? for me. why is there human shit in my shower right now?
The thing about online classes is the prof can't tell this mug is full of beer.
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