You taught me that having a dip while u shit is awesome. I appreciate u for that
i just rolled a joint on the giving tree. that book has given me so much.
He said he's gonna start calling me "Benny" because we're "friends with bennyfits"
You have all been randomly chosen to participate in a new game called: how high was I? If you have any information about this or about where my clothing items went give me a shout. Thanks an good luck.
From scraping the remnants from a coke bag at a lingerie party to meeting with an 80 year old man to discuss civil rights all in under 12 hours bizarrely feels like the epitome of my life
Tommorow.Eggs Benedict and surprise blowjob day
Sorry for rubbing my feet on you and repeating "good pony, stay."
Whatever you didn't send me pics of you topless making bacon
OH MY GOD THE LITTLE GIRL IS SITTING WITH US WHILE WE SMOKE. I'M NOT DOING THIS
Mashed potatoes are always the fuckin answer ok.
alcohol and riverdancing are a dangerous mix. have a spraind ankle. i die now
It's five in the morning. wtf?
How many times is too many times to use the word 'fuck' in my thesis?
I'm gonna try and get through this weekend sober, which is gonna be tough especially since I've already started drinking.
My hookup from last weekend apparently got arrested today... his roommate just tagged me on facebook asking for bail money.
It was a crazy night: tears were shed, blood was spewed, and bottles were emptied.
Randomize
