No, computers are like whores. moody bitches that cost too much and no matter how much protection you have you can still get a virus
I just used a tire swing as a toilet. I think I'm gonna pass out here so I can see the look on the first kid who uses it in the morning.
Listen, what he fails to understand is that the Olive Garden does not equal pussy.
Hes sobering up now. He was just really bad for like 45 minutes. He cried while he was telling me how he pictured us eating hotdogs on the beach together..
they told me they were banning four lokos so yeah i did have to buy 42 of them
She either was great at sex or I finished the whole bottle of svedka my self
How do I tell a friend I drunkenly broke into his house and may have lost his dog
Last thing i remember is pounding jager and puking in that nerds george foreman grill. Then i wake up this morning with some random tooth brush in my mouth
you're expensive. Idk about all this. What happened to free make outs?
Sobriety and mild self-respect
You did profess your love for cotton multiple times and your hatred for all other fabrics
Neither of us have work tomorrow and we live w/n walking distance. This is your official Sandy booty call. Come rock me like a hurricane.
I'm trying to get laid this Halloween, not inspire the next season of AHS
Yep that's the face of someone whose dick I would put in my mouth without hesitation
Can you confirm that you aren't dead?
Dude. I just got a visual of u climbing over a bathroom stall to save my life.
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