Kroger has a sale on economy packs of some ridic brand of condom with a smiley devil heart on it $4.99 for 24
Sounds like a baby waitign to happen
you dont need to remember merediths name haha. only jane
at least he left the skimmer on the side of the pool so i could fish out my thong in the morning
The kids I taught this morning even knew i was drunk. One of them even said, and I quote, "You smell like my dad after he goes bowling."
Great. Me and the intoxalock guy are getting so close he just said "alright see you later girl!" when I called about getting the blower recallibrated.
I prob couldn't even get his attention if I had a dick growing out of my forehead
don't judge, it's breakfast wine Wednesday.
Yep and i guess after he came back from that he sat down next to me and i just put my hand right on his penis just casually like it was his leg
Whiskey and I have a long and stories tradition of excellence
I'm at some strange place in what feels like Mexico, high and getting tacos.
It's a sad day when you can't take off your pants and drink a margarita at work.
Me too, I feel like I pinched your nipples excessively. At the time it seemed like a good idea, but in retrospect I'm not so sure.
He made me choke him and call him Papi..so all in all a good night.
She actually made an event on facebook for tomorrow when she does a pregnancy test, 8 people are attenting so far
Fine I’ll come with you but you better tell that guy to wear some longer shorts because the second I see a rogue nut I’m gone
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