Sex tip #67: Jizz in the eye is very near the equivalent to pepper spray. Not recommended for pleasure enhancement.
Olympics start in one day, that gives us 24hrs to think of gold medal worthy drinking games
Someone wrote Kyle's bitch on me too. I dont even know who Kyle is.
It was going well until he told me about the 7k he made in college to be in a gay porn
I'm allowed to be upset. I've never had that many fingers in my ass
P.S. The slutty NASCAR driver costume will be saved and used year round for role play.
He rode a broom down the stairs while we were mattress surfing. Naked. Buck ass naked. WTF
I just ran into the married chick you banged 2 years ago at our apt! She asked me if I could get her coke! Memories bro. Memories
dude i should have never cleaned my ears out while high. theres no going back.
We got kicked out of Walmart for playing cod with squirt guns of course it was better then prom.
I woke up in your kitchen with my ID in my hand and my nails were painted electric blue. Dude.... never let me have fireball again.
Did you ever think you lost your bong and then you find it in the weirdest place? I mean, who leaves their bong in the shower?
That is priceless. You walk into her house, fuck her husband and demand Chinese food. Your an inspiration to us all.
Drunk is a universal language darling
For the record, if you sneeze while you have a dildo in your vagina and you dont have a good grip on it, that thing can get some distance.
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