What are these yellow papers in the kitchen?
These are the tickets we got last night.
Did i sign this one as Grizzly Bear?
Yes...yes you did.
What can I say...he's packing some serious heat down there. You wouldn't expect that looking at him, huh?
I guess God knew he was going to be bald...
I don't apprectiate you insinuating that my breasts have a sort of bremuda triangle effect
everyone made a circle around them and startd chanting fight fight. they wernt fighting, they were dry humping
Wake and baked to watch the boston marathon. God I love massachusetts
she has double-d's AND she knows what level Pidgeot evolves. don't tell me she's not a keeper
How fortunate humanity is that it need not rely on the female orgasm for procreation
theres a difference between trying to make someone happy and letting them fuck you in the ass
I'm starting to second guess shaving my vagina over the kitchen sink. The lighting is so much better though.
I feel like I grabbed someones dick last night, & if I didn't I'll be disappointed in myself
I just audibly asked myself if i wanted to masturbate.
And then audibly agreed
I found a guy who will take me to the Olive Garden and he is CONVENTIONALLY ATTRACTIVE.
The fact that he quoted freebird as his breakup speech was a little more classy than expected
You could see the bone sticking out of his shin and he insisted he was "just gunna walk it off"
Just had a flashback of scottish man yellin' at my face. What the fuck I did?
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