using no condom is gross. my vagina has a dress code.
Yeah..And after he fingered me, he wiped it on my face and laughed.
ew wtf
How do you wash franks red hot sauce, whip cream, grapejuice and shame out of silk?
I would just throw it away. You cant just wash out shame, it has to soak for like a month.
I don't know what your problem is but seriously you're a cunt for throwing up that song on your page. It's rude as fuck
omg its myspace i didnt think anyone took that seriously anymore
the snow is so cold on my vagina.
why do you have snow on your vagina?
vodka and heels.
just bailed mom out of jail. Tell me i'm not the favorite child
we're making bets on your personal life
She was perfectly content just sitting in the middle of everyone blowing bubbles in the air.
The last thing I want is a chocolate mold of my cock competing with my real cock for time spent in your mouth
And on the subject of embracing my inner whore, I had two different dicks in my mouth yesterday. Friend, it's official. I'm completely outta control.
I think now I understand why people say my penis is pretty.
He referred to our sex as being similar to "Two cheetahs cage fighting" and I have to agree.
I have a strong contender for the new number 1 position for fwb. He met me at the door with pizza and a shot of patron
She's in labor and I'm doing shots. Whose the real winner here?
I was singing Colors of the Wind and swigging vodka and still felt like more of an adult.
Randomize
