I wanna crawl in your skin and have dreams about Bobby Kennedy tonight.
he took off his pants and apologized in advance if I thought he was too small.
I have a question, if it paid really well, like ridiculously well, would you be a restaraunts under the table resident blowjob girl?
2nd night home for break and we had to call the fire department to keep the house from burning down. At this rate I'll be lucky to see you next semester.
i feel like i am carryihg a baby. a baby made of alcohol.
I woke up smelling like the ciroc you tried pouring into my mouth last night. I think my clothes are still soaked
Yeah. Not my best idea. But I'm hoping for the best . And by best, I mean not jail
this probably sounds so sketchy, but hes going to jail in a month so he needs a place to crash for now. Hes sick though, and hes paying half our rent
do you know how ratchet you have to be to get kicked out of a drag club on Halloween weekend??
Invite that kid who wants to become a priest. I WANT ON.
I literally paid cover, got kicked out. Tried to explain that I was just clumsy, but mispronounced it. Then I got pissed off, stormed out..and clotheslined myself on a velvet rope. How was your night?
The amount of drugs I did this weekend make me concerned about my health but at the same time fascinated to see if I could do more
He tried to make small talk to hide the fact that he was struggling to unhook my bra... at least he tried right?
All i remember is looking at the bottle vodka that I was drinking and wondering how it was suddenly empty.
That may have had to do with you chugging it
I sent him home with blood on his fingers and shame in his heart.
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