i may or may not be watching the land before time
four loko is apparently banned in the us. so i think its time for us to stock up. i already emailed them about buying them in bulk
Literally passed out while tubing... Boating while hammered is a blast but thank God for life jackets
At one point in time, he cried and said I didn't appreciate him.
You flooded my bathroom while trying to construct a hot tub. All three of you were completely naked.
She kept sniffing my sweater and tried to guess what type of detergent I use.
Off topic, but is it sad that Matthew and I are calculating how much sex we need to have in order to work off a taco bell burrito?
It really does creep me out though that the next ten years will involve my friends creating smaller versions of themselves because to be honest I don't know how much I like some of them. So that thought it really scary
the good news is that even if it's Alex's, I can still say it's Colin's, because the kid will come out ginger anyway!
who knew there'd be a plus side to your ginger fetish one day?
I told you, she may have multiple personality disorder, but like in the most upbeat way possible.
I just noticed that pic of your cock has a Christmas tree in the background. It's July.
I have the rest of my life to settle down this is totally time for friends and pizza
YOU TOOK A FUCKING SNAP OF ME TRYING TO PEE! I'M GOING TO FUCK YOU WITH THE BUSINESS END OF A RUTED RAKE!
Day one of being single and I've came three times. I can get used to this.
I’m not sure she knows my name. She introduced me as “the fuck toy”
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