I can only speak casual parseltoungue, im not bad though. just the general, "wheres the bathroom?" "open the chamber of secrets" that type of stuff
I need to stop researching the drugs I do on Wikipedia. The parts about abuse and dependency hit too close to home
I don't appreciate you drunk dressing passed-out me in spandex for bed
I thinking of taking all of the pics of his dick that he's sent me and making a calendar.
Her bed is on wheels, so we woke up in the kitchen.
At one point, you closed your eyes and asked me which 'six flags' we were at
I kindof just wanted to go downstairs and let his dad know how good his son was at sex
I said I usually like going out for coffee before torturing someone's genitals. He said he understood.
I chugged a beer while I was riding him and he told me it was the sexiest thing he has ever seen. this guy knows class when he sees it.
Did you know that taking off a bra with teeth burns ninty calories?
Is it okay to thank someone for the orgasms they gave you, even though they weren't with you?
So, I never imagined myself puking on the side of the road at 10:30 this morning to Lynyrd Skynyrd but here I am.
Do it!! We better have a duck by the time I get home.
Seriously though, I walked in and he was holding my cat in the air singing "the circle of life"...
Hey man, he's too drunk to remember what you said. What drugs are we buying and when should we expect them?
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