That's what you get for not wearing a bra and jumping on a trampoline
left comments onEVRY SINGLE1of my posts n status updates.Im done dating freshmen
I just typed my entire senior project presentation on my blackberry,
I don't want to smoke with her when she's on adderall. She carved her pumpkin for four hours & didn't say a word.
i may have reached my "but im high so it's cool" quota for the month.
Ps, did you know if you google "drunk jenga", you're the first image that shows up?
HELP A SISTER OUT. AND KEEP YOUR TONGUE OUT OF THE HUMMUS.
TOO HIGH TO FIGURE THIS SHIT OUT
Guess who just rode home in a cop car?! Your Fav flamingo
I'm not gonna lie. The thing I miss the most about him right now is the air conditioned hotel rooms.
Kellie accidentally ran into the car with two teenagers making out. made a big thud. there was a loud scream and she was gone...haven't seen her since
Was i rolling around in a parking lot last night
Maybe I'm not hungover. Maybe I'm actually dying.
I think about him when I masturbate so I guess you could call it love
I just got through airport security with 5 grams of weed in my back pocket. Either I deserve a metal or the government is slacking
Why is the microwave staring at me?!
Randomize
