i just walked in on my sister drunkenly sobbing to sarah mclachlan. its time for an intervention.
didn't that happen to you last weekend?
shut up.
Actually, all he talks about is how great the sex is with her and how crappy you were at it. Stop being a bitch and gossiping masking it as self-righteousness.
I dated that bitch for 9 months and didnt get as much as a hand job. I met her sister last night for the first time and smashed that...twice
I respect that
He told me i had to sleep under his bed. He said it would be my castle.
Who is this?
You offered to lift up your dress at the bar so I could see your lower back tattoo
Um, I think that was a general offer to everyone. So...who IS this?
until he told me my vag was like a juicy apple and he loved eating it, yes, i really did think we were both sober.
I'm not entirely sure what we did is legal in the U.S., but I know that couple wont be the same
My stepdad and I just tag-team hit on a server at McDonald's. This is the man I should have grown up with.
He says he won't get serious until he screws an Asian and a virgin. I should just place an ad on Craig's List
Wanted: female 18-24 of Asian or partial Asian descent to fuck my ginger boyfriend. Must be willing and able to fake virginity. No emotional connection needed, just sex, just once. Further contact post sex not needed (or particularly desired)
I need to have some sort of hot sex experience in a mask.
Tell me about it. Running across highways take alot outta ya. When he found out, he was all "concerned" about it.
Had to decide between a hook up at the train restroom or getting to work on time #growingup
YOU TRIED TO SWIM IN HER FISHTANK. I don't think she's going to call you.
i tried to break up pigeon sex because one looked too young to consent. fireball feminism ftw
Just got an exam care package consisting of only adderall wrapped in money. Score onr for mom.
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