I am pretty sure I told him the clouds were earth's purest filtration system and that snow was the rarest and most delicious water in the world. My lips are burning because we ate so much.
Just showed mom and dad the pics from San Francisco, while i played the Full House theme song in the background.
you puked out of a dead sleep and didnt wake up
I feel like I should limit myself to one meal prepared from a box per day
On my list on ridiculous morning after bus rides home, still sopping wet and carrying a giant straw hat is definitely top five
Hypothetically, how much legal trouble do you think i will be in for stealing someone's dog?
Any night you end up on the couch next to the trash can with a bag of white wine on your head is a rough night.
did you come by the house last night? I found a half eaten corn dog in the mail box.
I just had a dream that I was pulling you around downtown on a sled, from bar to bar. Dear lord if we start that there's no hope for us
I think shooting the BMW with the bow and arrow is when our group became the evening's antagonist
My tits, and hanging out behind a hotel eating pizza.
Im officially canceling McCormick Monday. I got a raise.
Sooo grey goose Tuesday?????
The last thing I remember is him yelling from across the room "WE FINISHED THE HANDLE!"
It was 11pm.
I'm now forever going to blame miss frizzle for making me the sexual deviant that I am today
I couldn't find my hair brush so I just brushed my hair with a cat brush. I should not be dating.
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