somebody snuck up and got me drunk
...she's taking her top off and singing songs from Anastasia. I swear to God were solumates.
Dude I think I vomited on the wireless internet box too...it isnt working.
I jumped on his cock in 2 seconds flat. Thanks mom for sending me to gymnastics when I was a kid.
I needed to do something spontaneous, and since no one had coke this was the next best thing.
One huge ass giant mistake followed by celebatory shots and coors lights thats my day in a nut shell
I didn't think four grown drunk men could cuddle on a twin size bed, but we found a way.
This heat and humidity do not mix with these braless DDs and a tank top at a BBQ.
Client visitor days are the worst. If I have to wear a tie and can be hungover at least have the decency to find some more attractive visitors
I think there is a legit party going on the place we thought was AA
Just made a bong out of a pineapple. So yes.. And champagne is about to be popped
You can't do wine Netflix and blow jobs in the bed you've had since 5th grade with your parents downstairs
So... I may have accidentally just sat on a strip of a home waxing kit.. naked... Assistance is definitely needed....
I thought I was really making her scream. Turns out she had a Lego jammed in her lower back.
Wanna go get tea? Warning: I will be high in an hour.
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