I'm pretty sure there is a country song about this exact situation
i may or may not be dressed up as my farmville farmer. gonna harvest some ladiesss tonight!!!
The glockenspiel player has some booze though so hopefully the ride won't be that bad
I won't be sarcastic... just naked
it's like a walk of shame rule, you always run into someone who saw you wearing that yesterday
Turned on my GPS and all that it said in the search bar was "beer,"
And then you proceeded to sneak behind thee bar and hold up an empty bottle of vodka and scream LOOK WHO THE BARTENDER IS NOW BITCH!
He left his phone. Turns out he;s been sexting with some girls who can't spell. Time to break out the herpes scare.
All my money is going towards making my vagina hairless
Worth it.
I'm going to be an 8 year old girl down there foreverrrr #fountainofyouth
DON'T PUKE iN THE PRINGLES CAN, WHATEVER YOU DO!
mid-october of freshman year. goals have shifted from "no more guys on my floor" to "all the guys on my floor."
When you didn't respond I figured you must be busy so I'm home in my pj's 2 beers in and stoned from weed I got from my gaybours. They also gave me cake. I'm not moving from this recliner.
You probably shouldn't do that...but if you do take pictures
Never. No amount of alcohol could convince my brain and eye sight that it is okay to fuck him. I'd rather fuck my cousin.
so i went to the bathroom and my thong was on sideways... i guess that solves the mystery
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