what's Bukake?
a bad idea.
Girls should come with a carfax report
He's sitting on the floor holding his bracket and crying, literally crying... he just keeps saying "Kansas how could you?" over and over
If you weren't supposed to have sex with your ex then they wouldn't rhyme.
its totally unfair that im just as ill-prepared as a 16 year old but there's no tv show for 25 and pregnant.
He's a little cute, in a dorky, I-know-for-a-fact-his-cock-is-huge kind of way
Who shows up to work two weeks ago still drunk and freshly high on blow and gets a promotion and a raise? This girl. Good at business. Super good at being fucked up.
Just traded a sandwich for anxiety drugs outside the club. I fuckin' LOVE this place.
can we take a moment to remember my theory on 'your tongue is a snake that lives in your mouth' because we reached a whole new level of high
Excuse me while I gouge out my eyes.
In which case my work here is done.
Is it just me or is Michael Jackson blasting throughout the house
It must be love. I'm deleting my porn for him.
Drunk is a universal language darling
high I am. I am yoda. Yoda I am
The only good thing about 2020 is that the hot flight attendant neighbors are using my pool a lot. If i can keep them from wandering into my Zoom meeting with my boss I’m golden
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