Man, ugly runs in her family
yeah, big time
I tried watching the view, i got through 8 minutes. That is probably a world record.
They always sound like a bunch of chickens.
Why is it that you only get to have sex when you haven't shaved your legs in six weeks and are wearing period stained granny panties?
how do flat chested girls get laid?
Some chick in the back of my Psychologhy of Addictions class just did a line off her hand. She tried to make it look subtle.
if my spotter knew I was listening to the Wicked soundtrack on my iPod, I wouldn't even be mad if he dropped the barbell on my throat
When the question of, do you know who's ass has been on the cake you are eating is said... Good or bad party?
It started out as friends with benefits and now I'm picking up her kids from daycare...what has happened to me
I was giving him a handjob in the woods and a family walked by
I feel like I was playing penis roulette last night nd I landed on the wrong one.
I slept with my wedding DJ..... I think this means my life has come full circle
You told his date she had the tits to be a stripper and the personality to be the pole. Of course he's pissed off.
Last time I was blackout at Cowbells I was running around screaming “WHERES THE BLOOOWWWW”
My conscious state is steadily increasing towards drunkenness.
was having sex but got distracted... he instragramed a pic of his crotch
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