you'd be confused too if you woke up to pictures of a ghostbuster doing body shots off you.
and she said "My body is an orphanage, I take everybody in"...
you kept making us tell you how cute you looked in your new outfit, even after you threw up all over it
For those pictures, I will suffer this headache.
the igloo is complete. bring your weed and the hat with the floppy ears
Under someone's bed. Not sure whose. I think they're sleeping in it.
um so slept at robs. he woke up, looked at me, and said ' oh my psychiatrists are gonna have a field day with this one' I think that's when you know you can't hang out with someone anymore
Well I think it's fate. Considering march is my fave month because it's my birthday and st. Patrick's day. And his name is Patrick. I'm sleeping with him all through march. No question.
I cannot start working out. If I start to look better, I'll ruin ugly women's chances forever. So, really...I'm doing them a favor...think about it.
There is a hatefuck that has the destruction level of an atom bomb raging through my viens just aching to vaporize her.
I look like shit btw. Like the joker from Batman.
I'm not sure how that's possible unless you put on face paint. Which I would respect.
Somehow she is more off limits now than when she was his girlfriend
I really wanna just be like, can you just eat me out and stop whining
I think that would solve a million problems
Is her birthday actually on cinco de mayo? That makes so much sense
Tequila should only be paired with the finest of dick
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