We just all danced like dinosaurs in the center of the dance floor.
Judging by the grocery store, everyone stocked up on frozen pizza and beer for the blizzard. If our generation ever faces doomsday, we'll go out smiling.
YouTube is recomending me a video on how to make a home made meth bong, what has my life come to?
well judging by the amount of dired blood around my nipple rings i'm gonna assume it was a good night
I just got kidnapped by the rugby team for a scavenger hunt. I'm "the girl you had sex with last night"
This isnt meant to be as creepy as it sounds, but do you seriously want a lock of the hair I cut off?
You know me. Don't need roses, just dick and food.
My stomach is revolting cause i have put food in it and no alcohol.
Can we go one day without you telling me that your dick misses me
Do you rver get that feeling like their are poprocks filling ur boday?
I don't want random pictures of your morning wood. It's like, what a glorious morning oh a penis.
Well, I sent nudes with an Elmo t shirt on the floor... so there's that.
Also. Picked being late to work over the maid finding my vibrator. Life choices....
No instead we fucked in the elevator.. it was wrong on so many levels..
How tall was the building? Maybe it was only wrong on some of them
well...I was at work...until someone dropped dead during their performance of "I believe I can fly". It was karaoke night.
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