The way you explained my vagina was exactly the way I would of described my breakfast burrito.
so I think I'm done having sex with her, she's way too crazy
what about the blowjobs for adderall?
no those are still okay
laughing at 16 and pregnant while fucking w/o a condom....
i always knew you were classy
I just was on a 20min team conference call where I didn't speak, I used a Gus Johnson soundboard online to answer questions asked to me...the highlight of 2010
So there is a guy driving a robot around the college of engineering selling energy drinks
aparently i pased my english final. I don't even remember taking it.
Idk. I woke up marinating in beer on my beanbag. Idk what you mightve done.
Scary. I thought trees were a lie and that someone ha permanently stenciled them into my life. No joke.
Turns out he's old enough to be my dad. I'm so excited. I've never had a sugar daddy before. What should I ask for first!? Want anything?
I'll get him an axe as a present. So he can break out of his closet. That axe being my penis.
Everyone here knows me as 'that chick who will most likely steal your girlfriend'. My 99% success rate tells me this name is acceptable.
I would totes reciprocate the nip pic, but I'm sick with a piece of tissue shoved up one of my nostrils and I'm just not feeling that ambitious. Sorry.
WAIT MOM THIS DOESNT NEED TO BE A FAMILY EVENT OK AARON DOESNT NEED TO BE AROUND FOR NIPPLEGATE 2014
Awkward, walking to my bootycall's hotel room and run into my dad leaving his. Just nodded to each other and went on our ways
Sorry I drunk. I wouldn’t eat those pancakes. I think I put glitter in them.
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