after last night, i judge her for not breaking up with me
We're playing Big Buck Hunter to determine who buys the next pitchers. And they said video games wouldn't help me later in life
I either just got cockblocked or saved from a lengthy court case so I'm kinda conflicted about how my night went.
he's totally gay but hes wondering what hes missing out on. Im going to show him.
no pressure.
If you fuck her, Im going to call you and I want you to cough 2 times.
Just did a walk of shame dressed as a cowgirl and walked past his ex's entire sorority. Yippee kye aye, motherfucker.
He's more than prepared to help us move. Dude brought sunscreen, cans of Coke, and Captain Morgan.
So I am guessing last night was a success we are all accounted for and only 3 of us have hospital bracelets on
Only you could go on vacation to visit family and hook up with a pro NFL player from Tinder
The dick lei will go down in squad history
I don't want to just break his heart, I want to dip it in liquid nitrogen and then smash it until it's powder and snort the powder
I think you're literally the first guy to ever pick up a chick from pinterest.
Wish me luck on my new penis adventure
Okay first of all fuck you and everything you stand for because Taco Bell is amazing.
HIGH AS FUCK. JUST WATCHED THE TRIPPIEST VIDEO EVER. IM NOT SCARED OF PANDAS. I GOTTA GO. TRIPPIN AGAIN
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